28
Jan

Cello scrotum

‘Cello scrotum’ exposed as a hoax

FTW.

10
Jan

money and music

http://www.hobnox.com/index.1056.de.html

jesus christ. do you know how much money I’ve spent on music equipment? 10s of thousands of dollars. Now some dude writes a flash program and you can do all that shit for free. fuckin future. I love it.

19
Jan

Why I hate Facebook

*Chris McKenna removed “My Bloody Valentine” from their favorite music.*

Why do I need to know this? Why would anyone need to know this?

(no offence to Chris, of course. It’s not his fault)

28
Nov

Monkeys attack Delhi politician

Monkeys attack Delhi politician

Here’s the best part, in case you skim over this..

“One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.”

that will totally work.

16
Oct

why they hate us

photos tagged as whytheyhateus on flickr.

“The terrorists hate our freedom? _I_ Hate our freedom!” -David Cross

25
Sep

Funny IM

9:12 AM Chris: are you ready foor it?
http://youvert.typepad.com/blog/2007/09/speechless.html
boom!

9:18 AM me: dude. having a baby has made you such a pussy.

9:29 AM Chris: i liked cute lil animals
way before having a kid
wait
that means I;ve always been a pussy.
jesus.

9:31 AM me: yes. thats what that means

10:24 AM Chris: ugh.
what was i thinking?

18
Sep

Gear

Since I haven’t posted in months, a couple of things:

1) I took a trip to Memphis and Nashville with my girlfriend and my laptop and phone both decided to freak out and die. So I got a new laptop

2) I also got a new iPhone. It’s awesome and, yes, I bought it before the price drop and I’m supposed to be getting a $100 store credit

3) I just bought a new t-shirt from Threadless.com

That is all for now.

18
Jul

Childhood in Can

Sunkist
You want to taste childhood? Get a cold can of Sunkist orange soda. It’s like summer when you were ten years old but in liquid form. Try it.

16
Jul

This Diamond is not for Girls

From Digg: When asked to estimate the value of the cosmic jewel, Ronald Winston, chief executive officer (CEO) of Harry Winston, Inc., indicated that such a large diamond probably would depress the value of the market, stating, “Who knows? It may be a self-deflating prophecy because there is so much of it.”

I hate diamonds. There is nothing good about the diamond industry. It’s oppressive, monopolistic, and it places an unrealistic value on a silly little rock. It’s marketed to the degree that if you don’t spend $10,000 for a ring when you get married you’re socially scorned for not showing that you “really love” your significant other. It’s like the natural representation of all that I hate about materialistic society.

Alright. got that out of my system. But it’s awesome that it’s a giant diamond in space!

read more | digg story

09
Jul

Transformers Sneakers

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Dude. Freaking Transformers sneakers!