Justingeller.com http://justingeller.com Just another WordPress weblog Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:08:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Cello scrotum http://justingeller.com/2009/01/28/cello-scrotum/ http://justingeller.com/2009/01/28/cello-scrotum/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 17:08:13 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=33 ‘Cello scrotum’ exposed as a hoax

FTW.

]]> http://justingeller.com/2009/01/28/cello-scrotum/feed/ money and music http://justingeller.com/2009/01/10/money-and-music/ http://justingeller.com/2009/01/10/money-and-music/#comments Sun, 11 Jan 2009 02:06:24 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=31 http://www.hobnox.com/index.1056.de.html

jesus christ. do you know how much money I’ve spent on music equipment? 10s of thousands of dollars. Now some dude writes a flash program and you can do all that shit for free. fuckin future. I love it.

]]> http://justingeller.com/2009/01/10/money-and-music/feed/ Why I hate Facebook http://justingeller.com/2008/01/19/why-i-hate-facebook/ http://justingeller.com/2008/01/19/why-i-hate-facebook/#comments Sat, 19 Jan 2008 18:24:55 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=19 *Chris McKenna removed “My Bloody Valentine” from their favorite music.*

Why do I need to know this? Why would anyone need to know this?

(no offence to Chris, of course. It’s not his fault)

]]> http://justingeller.com/2008/01/19/why-i-hate-facebook/feed/ Monkeys attack Delhi politician http://justingeller.com/2007/11/28/monkeys-attack-delhi-politician/ http://justingeller.com/2007/11/28/monkeys-attack-delhi-politician/#comments Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:35:45 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=18 Monkeys attack Delhi politician

Here’s the best part, in case you skim over this..

“One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.”

that will totally work.

]]> http://justingeller.com/2007/11/28/monkeys-attack-delhi-politician/feed/ why they hate us http://justingeller.com/2007/10/16/why-they-hate-us/ http://justingeller.com/2007/10/16/why-they-hate-us/#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:47:06 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=17 photos tagged as whytheyhateus on flickr.

“The terrorists hate our freedom? _I_ Hate our freedom!” -David Cross

]]> http://justingeller.com/2007/10/16/why-they-hate-us/feed/ Funny IM http://justingeller.com/2007/09/25/funny-im/ http://justingeller.com/2007/09/25/funny-im/#comments Wed, 26 Sep 2007 00:08:19 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=16 9:12 AM Chris: are you ready foor it?
http://youvert.typepad.com/blog/2007/09/speechless.html
boom!

9:18 AM me: dude. having a baby has made you such a pussy.

9:29 AM Chris: i liked cute lil animals
way before having a kid
wait
that means I;ve always been a pussy.
jesus.

9:31 AM me: yes. thats what that means

10:24 AM Chris: ugh.
what was i thinking?

]]> http://justingeller.com/2007/09/25/funny-im/feed/ Gear http://justingeller.com/2007/09/18/gear/ http://justingeller.com/2007/09/18/gear/#comments Tue, 18 Sep 2007 12:21:51 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=15 Since I haven’t posted in months, a couple of things:

1) I took a trip to Memphis and Nashville with my girlfriend and my laptop and phone both decided to freak out and die. So I got a new laptop

2) I also got a new iPhone. It’s awesome and, yes, I bought it before the price drop and I’m supposed to be getting a $100 store credit

3) I just bought a new t-shirt from Threadless.com

That is all for now.

]]> http://justingeller.com/2007/09/18/gear/feed/ Childhood in Can http://justingeller.com/2007/07/18/childhood-in-can/ http://justingeller.com/2007/07/18/childhood-in-can/#comments Wed, 18 Jul 2007 21:34:06 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=14 Sunkist
You want to taste childhood? Get a cold can of Sunkist orange soda. It’s like summer when you were ten years old but in liquid form. Try it.

]]> http://justingeller.com/2007/07/18/childhood-in-can/feed/ This Diamond is not for Girls http://justingeller.com/2007/07/16/this-diamond-is-not-for-girls/ http://justingeller.com/2007/07/16/this-diamond-is-not-for-girls/#comments Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:15:43 +0000 JG http://justingeller.com/?p=12 From Digg: When asked to estimate the value of the cosmic jewel, Ronald Winston, chief executive officer (CEO) of Harry Winston, Inc., indicated that such a large diamond probably would depress the value of the market, stating, “Who knows? It may be a self-deflating prophecy because there is so much of it.”

I hate diamonds. There is nothing good about the diamond industry. It’s oppressive, monopolistic, and it places an unrealistic value on a silly little rock. It’s marketed to the degree that if you don’t spend $10,000 for a ring when you get married you’re socially scorned for not showing that you “really love” your significant other. It’s like the natural representation of all that I hate about materialistic society.

Alright. got that out of my system. But it’s awesome that it’s a giant diamond in space!

read more | digg story

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Dude. Freaking Transformers sneakers!

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